Belief is a Beautiful Armor

threelisabeth:

a friend of mine told me about her friend i think from high school who was gay but not out, and he pretended for a while to have a girlfriend named Amanda who he would go see a lot, and they’d be all, come hang out with us and he’d be like sorry I’ve got a date with Amanda, and they were like when are we gonna meet this Amanda??? anyway he kept this up for like a year until he finally came out; and when his friends were like, “wait, what about Amanda?” he said, “IT’S A MAN, DUH.”
i have literally never admired anyone’s commitment to a joke more

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likeful:

hmmm i dont like it when men say bitch

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colombian-jacob-49:

cobaltdays:
glitterslither:
You need.. you need to unmute…
I’ve waited too long to find this gem again!
This is perfection 😂

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dogf0odlid:

lrobin1982:
sixpenceee:
The preserved vascular system of a shark.
😳
now.. if i saw THAT swimming at me I would be REALLY fucking terrified.

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melaninriot:

IG📸: honeymouz 😍🖕🏿

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one-more-kiss-dear:

The Hunger [1983, Tony Scott]

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peachthatdrinkslemonade:

nyu-mc-nyusen:
sixpenceee:
A rusty spotted cat, the world’s smallest cat, explores his forest home in Sri Lanka. (Source)
Wikipedia says it’s near threatened :/
SAVE THE BABIES!!!

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Source: vagabundu

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sassyxsavage:

cAn yOu tElL iM hAvInG fUn???

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worldwar2chainz:

wotormolon:
thisisshitposting:
They finally caught him
what did he do
It

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moonlightkerrin:

And another list that’s just: “ I didn’t want to see Ben Affleck’s dick but I did” and it’s just Gone Girl

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oldtimeydildomachine:

showerthoughtsofficial:
Your future self is talking shit about you
I’m talking shit about me too she ain’t special

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deepseathoughts:

These two books contain the sum total of all human knowledge

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